Jokes were popular in primary school. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven Ate Nine. What do you lose when you stand up? Your lap. Lame Jokes I still remember. Here are two jokes I came across watching while Sekai no Hate made ItteQ. I can’t believed I laughed at them T_T
I am so lame 
For the Japanese Illiterate
1.What’s the voice of sheep who only eat delicious people food? (Umeeeeeeee-Delicious)
2.What’s the voice of sheep who only argue? (Temeeeee-I don’t know the exact translation but it comes out as you bitch,mother*#(@#$)
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June 27, 2009 at 7:08 am
materix01
Wanna help translate for me?
June 27, 2009 at 10:52 am
bk201
I updated post with translations. Thought it won’t have the cool impact it should have when read in Japanese
June 27, 2009 at 3:28 pm
CHRISAU
AHAHA i get it =DD
spread the jokes fever!! haha sorry abt our joke telling time during your ext. speaking with sensei xD this was the highlight:
what you call abbos swimming in a pool?
coco pops. =D
June 27, 2009 at 6:11 pm
bk201
its nice to listen to new jokes, especially when they are so good, like wai’s one lol
June 28, 2009 at 5:39 pm
CHRISAU
HAHA that was funny=D
for those who missed out:
A woman went to hospital to deliver her baby. The doctor said he had a machine where it transfered part of the pain to the husband. The husband decided to try it out. The doctor turned it on LOW. nothing happened. The doctor then turned it to MEDIUM. The husband seemed fine. The doctor was confused as to why there wasn’t any change. Neverthless, the wife delivered a healthy baby with no pain, like the husband. They arrived home, with the mail man dead.
XD (if you watched communitychannel, you’d already know this joke =D)
June 27, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Quentin
What’s the cemetery? The dead centre of the town.
What are people doing to get there? They’re dying to get in.
Why won’t they let anyone living nearby in? Because they’re not dead yet.
I was reading one of my brother’s library books today xD So lame
June 27, 2009 at 5:49 pm
akatsukisan
LOLOL, not sure that temmee means mother@#?! – the subbers have it as bastard or as you said bitch.
Lame jokes = xD
June 29, 2009 at 10:14 am
glaes
Its an extremely rude way to say “You”.